Beauty closet, Cover Girl Lash Blast mascara

I wore all mine together the day after the aforementioned Night of No Sleep.

Murphy's Law: The Web people made me have my picture taken for "Cute Outfit of the Day" in it. "Cute" was kind of a stretch, I pointed out [not true —Ed.]: I looked exhausted.

"Jean," my boss intoned, closing the door. "Take one for the team! Do it!"

I gritted my teeth, and piled on the brilliant, ultra-fat new Lash Blast. My skin may have been ashen and my hair askew, but I did have huge lashes, so I stood in front of the camera and I took one for the team.