Beauty closet, Deep Calm bath oil

"Why do we pack on calories instead of exercising?" You know the disingenuous author of such a sentence is not exactly the Big Gulp/Pringles type. "Why do we spray our farmlands with chemicals?" "Why do we watch so much TV?" "Why don't we vote?"

The attempt to appear inclusive is not simply cloying. "They" justly shames—and shame is a powerful motivator—the offender. "We" absolves "us" of all responsibility.

"We" are a stressed-out nation (enough, by the way, of "XYZ Nation" as a title for anything), the we-sayers lament. I was feeling it one evening, and in my stressed-outness, I poured the Energy-scented version of this amazing all-organic oil line into my bath—and could not sleep (I never have trouble sleeping).

The next night, I made sure to do the lavender-intensive Deep Calm instead. Truth in advertising: It works. It smells and feels fantastically relaxing; I slept like a baby. Best of all, you literally need one doll-size capful in order to emerge fully moisturized (this will seem laughably impossible but is true). "We" should all try it.