In the winter, no balm ever seems to work for me, not ever. Every time I find a new one, I start out thinking, "This is it! This is IT. This is LOVE!" and then things go south. I have a little army of failed options lined up in front of my keyboard; they're looking at me sadly as I write this.
This is what I want:
1) No taste. No menthol, no cherry (I have bad memories of a cherry Chapstick-wearing smoker), no vanilla pecan pie. I want the taste of nothing.
2) A squeeze tube. I find lip balm pots creepy.
3) No tint. I have about six million colored glosses and lipsticks hanging out in the bottom of my bag, where they stay.
4) A formula that lasts for more than 30 minutes in winter. I want to apply every five or six hours, tops. Ideally, the balm will also do its damn job, and actually fix my lips. That's the point, no? That you use it, it works, and then your lips are back to their normal, happy lip state again?
I'm dying for leads—anything. Thank you.
—Cristina Mueller, senior beauty editor





















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