
work. It also describes precisely how I look this morning! In fact, I look like Pete himself—puffy, a bit acned, etc.
Except I wasn't up all night teaching kittens how to inhale narcotics, or even making Youtube videos in the bathtub as I sang and splashed about in feckless delirium. Instead, I was on a Brooklyn stoop with a guy friend, waiting for a girl he likes to stumble out of a taxi sloshed on vodka ginger ales, dressed like Beetlejuice and screeching like a rabid gibbon about her 'stolen' (i.e. in her pocket the whole time) Blackberry. Incidentally, this is often what my friends mean when they convince me that something will be fun, which is why I often hate them.
ANYWAY: back to beauty! Miraculously, the following products transformed me in mere minutes today:
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Bobbi Brown Tinted Eye Brightener, which I've raved about before: it's a liquid-y, highly pigmented (you just need a tiny bit) concealer/illuminator, and one of my favorite makeup items of all time.
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Benefit Dallas Powder, which is an incredibly natural-looking bronzer/blush hybrid. It makes your face look just-at-the-beachy. Washing it off is sort of depressing. I'm not gonna lie.
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theBalm Stainiac Tinted Gel Blush in Prom Queen is bright pink with a little apricot, and I love love love it. It blends really well (huge plus; I'm super-impatient) and is SO pretty as a lip color (re: shade name—my school didn't have prom queens, but they did have ME, slaggy in a hot-pink sequined miniskirt).
How do you avoid looking like a vampire bat on rough mornings? Do tell...
-Cat Marnell, associate beauty editor