Lip Gloss Problem

Regular Lucky readers have doubtlessly observed that we've got a little obsession in the makeup department. Still, when you really look at beauty director Jean Godfrey-June's computer, and start to register the sheer number of lip balms and glosses lined up below the screen, you begin to appreciate the magnitude of her possibly clinical disorder—in much the way that Shelley Duvall's panic escalated at she leafed through the hundreds of "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" pages in The Shining.

"I do use them all," Jean insists (defensively). Currently #1 in rotation is something called Baume Baiser from Lancôme; the balm itself is made of a mysteriously springy, marshmallow-like material that smells like a French pastry.