Conundrum

You know the metal shower caddies that hang over the showerhead and tastefully display all your glamorous products? My showerhead tilts every so subtly downward, so if you're taking a shower and happen to hit the thing the wrong way, or take a shampoo from it a bit too roughly, or if a whim just strikes the caddy, it all comes crashing down around your ears, soaps and conditioners flying. I practically have a heart attack every time it happens. There must be some small device, something to make a shower caddy stay where it's supposed to. Metal? Putty? Superglue? I purport to be a beauty editor, and yet I cannot figure it out.

— Jean Godfrey-June, beauty director