It would be a fitting death for me, given my current line of work: A bit of my over-shampooed, -conditioned, -cut, -thought hair brushes up against a glowing, beautifully fragranced candle and poof! straight to hell in a beauty basket for me.
As it happened, I was sitting next to a calm, quick-thinking, and true friend when this scenario came almost to pass; I'd leaned across the table to kiss my six-year-old son, who was having an I-haven't-eaten-in-four-hours meltdown in the middle of a crowded, upscale restaurant.
Before I sensed a thing, my lifesaving friend had somehow grabbed my flambé-ing hair and put the fire out. Everyone but me—who missed the whole thing—was deeply horrified. Blackened bits of hair were all over the tablecloth; the smell was unbearable. "Does anybody smell ... like, burnt hair?" I heard a bartender querying the hostess. The already-hostile couples—it was a Friday night, and nobody was happy to see a tableful of kids on Date Night—coughed and held their noses. I went to the bathroom and tried to wet down my hair in hopes of obliterating the smell. The only thing worse than burnt-hair smell, it turns out, is wet burnt-hair smell.
"You're going to need a serious haircut," said my friend.
"I'm definitely going to have to wash my hair," I said.
Burnt hair is, perhaps unsurprisingly, very rough and split end-y. So after my shower later that night, I put in about a bottle of Philip B Hair Oil and left it on for a half hour, then washed my hair again. In the morning, I discovered that, miraculously, the fates preserved not just my life, but somehow, my haircut: The fire burned my Sally Hershberger layers just so. They must be shorter, but they are all still in proportion to one another. And the Philip B transformed the burnt, hardened ends back into hair, somehow. It's as if it never happened. —Jean Godfrey-June, beauty director
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