Caving in on a long-desired purchase

Even though I've never wanted to shell out $500 for a bag, for the past couple of years I have been completely obsessed with Foley + Corinna's City Tote. It's gotten to the point that when I see someone who has it, I say passive-aggressive things like "Oh, you have *that* bag. I know *that* bag." I love everything about it—the soft leather, the slouchy shape, the pockets, the convertibleness—and this season, in order to stop torturing myself and others, I'm going to buy one for myself. On eBay. (Why didn't I think of this before?) Now I just have to figure out the color: Should I go for one in soft gray? Goes-with-everything black? A warm amber brown?

Or, wait, how sexy is this high-gloss burgundy?