One of the weirder things about being a beauty editor is the perfect-looking people who consult you for solutions to their supposed beauty problems—even as you stand there gazing at them in disbelief. Such people are full of solutions they've already enacted, insisting that they would be completely disfigured if only they hadn't gotten "the problem" under control. But just because they're delusional doesn't mean they don't have great beauty tips:
Vaniqa: This prescription cream minimizes facial hair, and not one but two stunning friends of mine insist that this product is the only thing standing between them and an alternate destiny involving Trotsky's goatee.
Beautiful People of the World: Reveal your transformational secrets!
—Jennifer Scruby, contributing writer, Miami
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