Any fan of 2004's timeless Will Ferrell epic Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy remembers the protagonist's signature scent, the illegal-in-nine-countries Sex Panther by Odeon. Deemed "quite pungent" and "formidable," the scent was said to "sting the nostrils ... in a good way" and even to smell "like pure gasoline." This might sound unappealing, but "they've done studies, you know: 60 percent of the time it works, every time."
I am thrilled to announce that Paramount is now ACTUALLY producing this cologne, and you can buy it here, on sex-panther.com, for a mere $29.99. I'm convinced this is the greatest gift-for-a-man idea ever.* All men love this movie. I've had to watch it at least five times.
*If for some reason Anchorman isn't your male friend's thing and fast food is, there's always the new Flame Body Spray by Burger King, billed as "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat." It's available for a mere $4 on the brilliantly named firemeetsdesire.com, also a foolproof gift option, for a classy kind of man.
—Cat Marnell, associate beauty editor
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