Anything customizable is good by me

I'm a big fan of scrimshaw—the ancient art of scratching drawings on whalebone. It's not really kosher anymore (though galleries traffic in antique pieces), so various designers have done riffs on the style in the recent past, most notably Jessica Cushman, who does printed resin. In the same vein, Paloma's Nest's Etsy shop espouses the same motif: But they're made of wood and all customizable (and $23!). I have no idea what I would want on mine. Maybe "I Brake For Unicorns," which I actually had made into a neon sign for my bedroom. (Why, you may ask? Because of a four-hour-long conversation that I had with photographer David Land while driving from Dallas to Houston in which we discussed, umm, what we would want on our neon sign.)