Future Perfect
Dear Universe,
I really am looking forward to the day when my face isn't freezing off, my legs cease feeling amphibious and scaly, and I can retire my leg warmers and (at this point life-saving) floor-length sleeping-bag coat. When that day comes, I will not let you down. I will be wearing a flowy little dress; a pretty, lightweight scarf; bright flats; and a shrunken brown leather jacket like this, this, or
this. I'll be the girl who's drunk with happiness (instead of just drunk). Perhaps we will high-five.
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