BEAUTY NEWS ROUNDUP: ARCHIE ANDREWS, GOLDDIGGER

In vaguely sexist, pitting-brunettes-against-blondes news: resolving six decades of indecisiveness, Archie has proposed to raven-haired Veronica "filthy rich" Lodge over Betty "dishwater" Cooper, who has posted a blog titled "The Saddest Girl in the World." It's all very Brangelina/Aniston, no? (Yeah, Betty blogs. On the also-in-existence Archie website. It's sort of like...the apocalypse.) (New York Post, Archiecomics.com)

Stila is the official makeup brand of the LA Laker girls! Hot. Vaguely related: the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have to take this quiz as part of their tryout. We got every question wrong (YES, even the Iraq one; we're not GEOGRAPHERS, okay?). So. That's ONE dream deferred. (Steeping Beauty, Dallas News)

Bobbi Brown is doing three one-hour appearances on QVC this Saturday at midnight, 11 AM, and 5 PM ET, respectively. And when we went to the schedule with snarky intentions (as is, of course, the Beauty News custom), we found Kate Somerville (AWESOME skincare) tonight at 9:30 ET! Then next Tuesday, YSL Beauteis on at 6 AM and 7 PM. And Nude Skin Care Wednesday at 10 PM ET! Wow. Snarkiness deferred! (QVC)

Finally! Someone shares our secret belief that Amy Winehouse is a beauty icon. Forget the acne and the crackne and the smackne or whatever it is for a second, and consider her amazing liner and hair! Come on! Iconic style requires eccentricity and risk-taking! Watch how to achieve "the Wino" here. (StyleBell)

Lucky was ahead of the goat's-milk-as-skincare curve with our groundbreaking October '07 report on it's soothing and glowifying properties (i.e. Secret Ingredient: Goat's Milk). Now Splendicity has posted this recipe for a goat's milk facial. We're not always enthusiastic about DIY beauty, but we will always—ALWAYS—support goats. (Splendicity, Lucky)