An exclusive Norma Kamali swimwear line...only on eBay!

Someday, the weather will cooperate and start behaving like its sunny, hot, pleasant summer best. When that day comes, you will want a bathing suit. And, perhaps, the bathing suit you will want is sexy and retro and will hide the lumpy bits while simultaneously making you look like a pinup queen? Well, you can find exactly this at Norma Kamali's new eBay shop which has loads of exclusive, unused swimwear styles at 55 percent off their original prices. The options--which range from ruched, low-cut, one pieces to cheetah-print bikinis (rowr!)--aren't cheap, but they're the kinds of pieces that will last, which means you won't have to think about bathing suits until the next time hell a little bit freezes over and it's April in June.

*Oh, and, before you buy, definitely check out Lucky' s Best Bathing Suit for Your Shape guide for pointers on, well, you know.