If Beavis and Butt-Head talked about skirts

Not too long ago, my friend Valerie and I were lamenting the lack of skirts in the world. The conversation went something like this:

V: "Why can't I ever find skirts?"

J: "I don't know. But skirts are cool."

V: "Yeah, skirts are cool. It sucks that we can't ever find skirts. Every store has tons of dresses and maybe two skirts."

J: "I know. Dresses don't suck, but I'd like some cool skirts. God! Where are all the skirts?!"

It was perhaps the dumbest exchange we've ever had, but the sentiment behind it was true: In the past few years, designers have been fixated on pants and dresses, making a great skirt harder and harder to find. However, I may have solved the problem. Today on Etsy, I found at least five Alex & Ra styles that I really need to own, wear with wedges and a pretty tank and feel like a very sexy (heh, henh, henh, henh) lady indeed.