TWILIGHT BEAUTY UPDATE: ROBERT PATTINSON'S HAIR SECRET

10:16 AM, June 24 2009

By Cat Marnell

No, it's not just that he doesn't wash it often (which I happen to find MANLY--as one who goes to many nightclubs in New York--all of them teeming with lame male model types--nothing repels me more than a man with a meticulously cared-for, extra-silky bob that he constantly tucks behind his ears). It's that on set, Twilight stylists use Redken mousse on R-Patz, and likely plenty of it.

Why does this matter to our primarily female readership? Because now you can go buy it and convince your boyfriend to let you do "the R-Patz" on HIS hair! If you're like me and don't have a boyfriend, you can just practice on a long-haired dog or something. (Bonus: Dogs are generally so out of it that you can dump glitter all over them and rename them Edward Cullen and they don't even notice.)

AND. Don't you love Kristen Stewart's Joan Jett haircut (in the Ali G. "Re-SPEK" way, at least)? And isn't it ironic that other starlets would probably sooner die than rock K-Stew's authentic mullet, yet willingly massacre their hair with heinously damaging extensions? And does anyone else think about these things besides me?

-Cat Marnell, associate beauty editor

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