Chanel Egoiste: The Best Passive-Aggressive Gift Ever!

It's a FANTASTIC-smelling cologne, so no one would ever NOT want it. It just has a lovely little message, like a fortune cookie. Not that an EGOISTE would notice the message. He'd be too busy talking about how he swaggered into a bar in Soho and demanded a free Pellegrino and they just GAVE it to him, or mulling over his 'art career'.

I know at least one man who--even if he doesn't know it--is begging for this particular birthday gift. You?

-Cat Marnell, associate beauty editor

P.S. I actually desperately want a bottle for my new apartment--it's so great-looking, and I could glamorously spritz it all over my furniture...Just in case any men are thinking of buying ME anything. Which, of course, they are NOT. Being EGOISTES.

See also:

The Gift for When Playing Hard-To-Get Isn't Working