What Beauty Advice Are You Tired of Hearing?

I, for one, have grown weary of makeup artists telling me I don't moisturize enough--that if I just start out with a really good moisturizer, my makeup will look a million times better. Honestly, peeps, I moisturize ALL the goddamn time--it is simply my skin's nature to be a little bit withered. Another thing that irks me:

The response from lissome starlets when asked how their skin is so luminous: "I just drink a TON of water." Thanks. THAT old chestnut. Listen: I drink water too. A lot of it. They have good skin because they're starlets , and they were chosen to be starlets on the basis of their faces being awesome--not because they're constantly swigging from Sigg bottles. So. Whew. There are my two. What are yours?

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