Help Me Escape the Tyranny of the Middle Part!

You know those girls who nonchalantly rake their fingers through their hair, mess up their parts, and come out the other side looking all beachy and hot and Olsen-ish? Yeah--that's not me. My hair--straight-ish, fine, perfectly average in every way--always, ALWAYS parts down the middle.

It parts down the middle when I wake up in the morning, when I wash myhair, when I go to work, and when I go to bed at night. And if Iattempt any manner of nonchalant raking, I emerge looking likeDJ Tanner fromFull House ;the resemblance is uncanny.

I know this is the polar opposite ofnonchalant, but tell me: What IS the secret to the messy part, anyway?Is it an in-shower thing? A brushing trick? A hairdrying technique? Ordoes it all boil down to a texture/wave issue, and I'm doomed from theget-go?

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