The Best Jeans I've Ever Bought

So a handful of years ago, I splurged on a pair of black, waxed Notify jeans. They were so expensive I'm not sure what even prompted me to take them off the shelf--particularly because, in a surprising twist, they were cropped. But somehow, this magical moment happened, and I left the store with the best pair of jeans I have ever owned.

They are so wildly flattering, and season-resistant, and I'm persistently bummed that I didn't buy two pairs while I had the chance (they haven't fallen apart yet, but I can imagine how devastated I'll be when it eventually happens). I stalk sites all the time, looking for a reissue. Anyway, if you've never tried them, please don't underestimate the power of the cropped trouser.

And if you think they won't flatter, watch our video since we address three pervasive types of body dysmorphia (ahem, you know who you are). Seriously. You think your legs are shrimpy? Watch the video. Thanks, Management.