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Joan Rivers Reads Me My Rights

They--meaning like coaches, therapists, those sorts of types--tell you it's not good to bring your work home with you, but it's just simply unavoidable for me. When channel surfing, I will inevitably end up on an infomercial or shopping channel hawking beauty products and won't be able to blink. They mesmerize me--even though I've probably already tried the product, I get sucked in and almost mindlessly pick up the phone and say, "Yes! I think that robot that shapes eyebrows while giving me a pedicure and singing jazz standards will change my life." (This hasn't been invented yet, but if it existed, I'd buy it.)
The Right to Bare Legs corrective cover-up, $29.99, righttobarelegs.com

Right now, I have my finger on the dial to order Joan Rivers' (we like her here) hilariously named The Right to Bare Legs, a "corrective-concealer formulated to camouflage leg or body imperfections." Most of the women who call in on QVCor appear on her infomercial are definitely older than me, but I have transparent, pale skin, so any bump or bruise shows up with extreme intensity, and I'm clumsy so there are a lot of them (which I inherited from my dear mother, who broke her leg slipping on a worm--truth). Plus, I got attacked by a coral reef in the spring that left a nasty little mark on my leg. I'm not even kidding --I'm getting this lotion! Has anyone tried it yet?

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