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Modern Family Triumph! Prettiest Pretty Girl Ever Gets Cover Girl Makeup Contract

I love Sofia Vergara because when she is not making me laugh (Gloria and Cam compete week-to-week in my head for funniest character on television), she is just so pretty it's like watching the sunset or a waterfall or something. If anyone could convince me to buy more makeup, it's her!

Gloria wore hideous--HIDEOUS--striped tie-dye leggings for her hike with Claire on Mother's Day, and she still looked fantastic. P.S. to cosmetics giants the world over: Sofia Vergara could definitely sell me hair products, too. Right???

Photo: Cover Girl

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