Crazy, Insane Sale: 85 Percent Off 1,500 Items at TheOutnet.com

This D&G dress is normally $1,505, but for the next few days it's just $226.

It's part of theoutnet.com's crazy, ridiculous four-day sale, where all items marked clearance are 85 percent off. Not "up to" 85 percent off– sneaky sale speak for "one item is 85 percent off, the rest are 20 percent off"– but just plain 85 percent off everything.

Also on the docket: Alice + Olivia cocktail dresses for $63 and Marni pants for $92. Any cheaper and they'd basically be giving their stock away.

You have to be a member to shop, but all it takes is a quick, five-second entry of your name and email. And that's a good thing: with discounts this deep, sizes will go faster than you can say "Hervé Leger." Hurry up!

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