Fake Designer Collaborations That Should Be Real
If you’re a designer and you’re not collaborating with other designers then there’s something wrong with you. It’s so huge right now. And what about Proenza X Osh Kosh? Can someone get Jack and Lazaro in a room with these overall peeps already? Godiva X Target. I can’t believe it’s not Godiva! This entire story is a joke, so don’t get mad. Put on your Mary Katranzou x Topshop (this one is real and it’s really dope) and click through!
You remember LA Lights, right? The shoes by LA Gear that lit up when you walked. I can't speak for everyone, but for an 8-year-old midwestern girl there was no better thing that could have happened to my feet. So why relegate this genius technology to sneakers? I want my studded booties to be lighting up all over 4 Times Square.
I imagine that when I get married I'll be searching for something workwear inspired and just won't be able to find it. Whether your marriage is a gay one or a straight one—why do we have to wear ruffles, bows and full skirts to walk down the aisle? On this day more than most other days, you'll need something a bit more utilitarian or so I've heard. John says, "Ray, now it can really be the happiest day of your life."
Move over Stella for Adidas. There's a new activewear line in town and it's FANCY. There has to be a very large handful of womens that don't get any exercise because they can't find anything expensive enough to wear.
This one worked out even better than we thought it would. They're both purveyors of atypical silhouettes and wildly colorful prints. Oscar and Humberto need to have a sit down....
It's a little bit country a little bit rock-and-roll and yet somehow none of what I just said. There's actually not much to say here except, look at it.