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Short Skirt / Long Jacket by Cake

"I want a girl with the right allocations / Who's fast and thorough and sharp as a tack / She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair / She's touring the facility and picking up slack / I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooong jacket"

Blue Suede Shoes by Elvis Presley

"Well it's one for the money, two for the show / Three to get ready, now go, cat, go / But don't you step on my blue suede shoes / You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes"

Supermodel by Jill Sobule

"And I would show them how, how it was done / That'd be fun, that'd be fun / And I'd write my school report / On why I love my jeans, why I love my jeans"

Blue Jeans by Lana Del Rey

"Blue jeans, white shirt / Walked into the room you know you made my eyes burn"

Pumped Up Kicks by Foster the People

"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks / You better run, better run, outrun my gun"

Lady in Red by Chris de Burgh

"And I have never seen that dress you're wearing / Or the highlights in your hair that catch your eyes / I have been blind / The lady in red is dancing with me, cheek to cheek"

Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend by Marilyn Monroe

"Men grow cold as girls grow old / And we all lose our charms in the end / But square-cut or pear-shaped these rocks don't lose their shape / Diamonds are a girl's best friend"

Low by Flo Rida

"Shawty had them Apple Bottom jeans / Boots with the fur (with the fur) / The whole club was lookin' at her"

Fashion of His Love by Lady Gaga

"I'm physically crafted to be / As fitting as McQueen / But when it comes to clothing a man / I'm fashionably just designed to be rad"

Louboutins by Jennifer Lopez

"Now you got me stressing out on the phone / But it's the last time, I'm movin' on / I'm throwing on my Louboutins"

NOTE: Sadly, this song never made it onto a J.Lo album. Pity.

Gucci Gucci by Kreayshawn

"Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada / Basic bitches wear that s*** so I don't even bother"

My Humps by The Black Eyed Peas

"I drive these brothers crazy / I do it on the daily / They treat me really nicely / They buy me all these ices / Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi and that Donna / Karan they be sharin' all their money got me wearin' fly"

Harajuku Girls by Gwen Stefani

"What's that you got on? / Is it Comme des Garçons? / Vivienne Westwood can't go wrong mixed up with secondhand clothes"

Air Force Ones by Nelly

"I said give me two pairs / Cause I need two pairs / So I can get to stomping in my Air Force Ones / Big boys stomping in my Air Force Ones"

These Boots Are Made for Walking by Nancy Sinatra

"These boots are made for walking / And that's just what they'll do / One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you"

Undone - The Sweater Song by Weezer

"If you want to destroy my sweater / Pull this thread as I walk away"

Raspberry Beret by Prince

"She wore a raspberry beret / The kind you find in a secondhand store / Raspberry beret / And if it was warm she wouldn't wear much more / Raspberry beret / I think I love her"

Thong Song by Sisqo

"She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck / Thighs like what, what, what / All night long / Let me see that thong"