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Best of Fashion Month: Shoes

With these shoes from the Spring 2013 collections on your feet, you could wear a trucker hat and a velour jumpsuit—non-ironically—and no one would care that much. They're that good.

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Céline

They're Zoolander-y ridiculous, obviously. But that's also why they're amazing.

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Fendi

The picture of these shoes is so pretty, I would frame it on my wall.

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Altuzarra

What Arya Stark would pick out at Barneys.

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Dior

Calling them "classic black pumps" doesn't do justice to how obscenely sexy they are.

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Marc Jacobs

What Megan Draper would wear for date night.

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Chanel

Mod and chunky, like they came straight from Warhol's Factory.

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Rodarte

Pair these Lego-like heels with a paneled leather jacket and go full-on Tron futuristic.

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Lanvin

We're a little over glitter shoes. But not hologram shoes. Those are totally different.

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Derek Lam

Use them to give a girly dress a little bit of Western swagger.

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Marni

Oh, Marni. Always the cool kid on the playground.

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Vivienne Westwood

The perfect '70s platform to pair with fall's kaleidoscopic sweaters.

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Dolce & Gabbana

With a straw tote and a white dress, I would wear these all summer long.

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Mary Katrantzou

Just the right balance of classic and interesting.

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Alexander McQueen

It's probably a matter of hours before Lady Gaga slips these on. (With a leotard, of course.)

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Max Mara

In another life, when I am an Italian art gallery owner, I will own these and pair them with all my amazing pencil skirts.

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Peter Pilotto

These are my favorite. I just want to put them on my coffee table and stare at them. And then wear them.

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Jason Wu

Versatile, but embellished enough to elevate any basic black-and-white outfit.

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Prada

A pedicure is necessary if you choose these, since no one will be able to stop staring at your feet.

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Balenciaga

Part Savile Row, part Museum of Modern Art, completely awesome.

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Miu Miu

Sophisticated enough to tempt even the most sandal-suspicious women.

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Carven

Loafers with a cheeky Lolita spin: we'd pair them with paisleys and plaids and all things collegiate.

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