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Stella McCartney: Figure Skater

Add a crowbar and you're Tanya Harding.


The Row: Chanel bag
Pair it with cap toe ballet flats, of course.
Kenzo: Big Bird
The anti-sexy kitten costume, you'd be the coolest (yet warmest and coziest) girl at the party.
Michael Kors: Daisy Buchanan

Leonardo DiCaprio not included.

Temperley London: Frida Kahlo
Draw a unibrow with eye pencil, then grab a paintbrush and go.
Emilio Pucci: Fortune Teller

Hold a crystal ball, scrunch up your hair and predict some shopping horoscopes.


Versace: Joan of Arc

It's chainmail meets Posh Spice.