The Most Inappropriate Holiday Costumes You Can Buy

My idea of getting theme-y this time of year is wearing an ugly sweater to a holiday party instead of the usual cocktail dress. But not everyone's like me. Some like to be a little less swaddled in fabric and wear things like the costumes below. I find those looks hilarious, so I had to share my favorites—especially since spreading large smiles tinged with secondhand embarrassment is what the holidays are all about. That, and sexy reindeer.

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Just ignore the fact that snowmen are not, by definition, hourglass shaped.
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Josie and the Pussycats meets Elf.
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It's pretty much just a Fembot costume with a droopy hat.
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Obviously it's named after Vixen. Donner never gets much love.
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December: the foremost month of the year for wanting to show off your abs.
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Okay, it's not actually all that revealing, but it's definitely very try-hard.

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