FILL IN THE BLANKS
"my hair down," but actually I feel much sexier wearing my hair slicked back."
When I want to feel beautiful I wear ... on my lips.
"Astor soft sensation in a pinky biege. I wish you could all try it but it is only available in Germany."
MULTIPLE CHOICE
a) 9½ Weeks
b) Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part I
c) Dirty Dancing
d) Basic Instinct
e) Last Tango in Paris
f) The Notebook
g) Y Tu Mamá También
h) Jackass 3, 3D
i) Other "The music video with Seal for his song 'Secret'"
b) Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part I
c) Dirty Dancing
d) Basic Instinct
e) Last Tango in Paris
f) The Notebook
g) Y Tu Mamá También
h) Jackass 3, 3D
i) Other "The music video with Seal for his song 'Secret'"
If I had to take a politician to the CFDA awards, it would be
"President Obama because if I can bring anyone, why not go for the top?! Plus, he's hot!"
As far as clothes go, I wish I could pull off
"the Borat monokini bathing suit. I would look like Borat's sister."
The last thing I bought was
"studded Jimmy Choo Uggs. What can I say, I'm German! I love studs!"
You are being sent to live on a desert island. You can bring only one designer. Who is it? And you can't say the guy who designs sailboats out of coconuts.
"Martin Izquierdo—He does all my Halloween costumes!"
Rate the following female body parts according to sexiness.
Belly button
Toe cleavage
Regular cleavage #1
Lower back
Décolletage
Hair
Wrists
Calves
Feet (in a non-fetish way)
Toe cleavage
Regular cleavage #1
Lower back
Décolletage
Hair
Wrists
Calves
Feet (in a non-fetish way)
If you could go back in time (and get past the metaphysical impossibility), whose body would you inhabit?
a) Raquel Welch, circa One Million Years B.C.
b) Venus de Milo, circa whenever that statue was carved
c) Twiggy, circa when people knew who that was
d) Lindsay Lohan, like two years ago
e) Other: "Marilyn Monroe"
b) Venus de Milo, circa whenever that statue was carved
c) Twiggy, circa when people knew who that was
d) Lindsay Lohan, like two years ago
e) Other: "Marilyn Monroe"
When I'm posing in nothing but a bra made from precious gemstones and dental floss, I get my skin ready by using
"a spray tan by Jimmy Jimmy Coco" eating "as usual" and "staying out of the sun because I have him."
Remember that desert island? Your husband is visiting. What will you wear?
"A pair of black Louboutins... and that's it!"
