what is your shoe personality?

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1. What best describes your go-to pair of boots:
A. Perfectly scuffed, worn-in motorcycle boots
B. High-heeled boots that are knee-length, black, and fitted
C. Stiletto ankle booties in the hottest red
D. Riding boots with just the subtlest bit of hardware
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2. Your favorite pair of shoes from childhood were:
A. Hot pink Jellies
B. Shiny black Mary Janes
C. Punky Converse All-Star Chuck Taylor low-tops
D. Top-Siders (you still get a new pair every year)
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3. The most important function your shoes need to perform is to:
A. Be sharp enough to put somebody's eye out
B. Support you when you're dancing on a table
C. Look elegant enough for lunch at a fancy restaurant
D. Take you on a long stroll around Nantucket
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4. You're going on a first date—what shoes are you wearing?
A. Cute quilted ballet flats
B. Perfectly simple and sophisticated pumps
C. Black leather heels with studs, grommets, and nail heads
D. Super-strappy, sky-high metallic leather sandals
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5. Your local shoe repair guy knows you because:
A. You refer to your vintage crocodile heels as "my babies"
B. Your shoes had been completely soaked in beer
C. You ask him to shine the pennies in your loafers
D. You snapped your favorite stilettos tango dancing
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6. Which most closely describes your fantasy pair of shoes?
A. The buckles are made from actual diamonds
B. All-weather, with a kelly green whale motif
C. Glitter, ribbons, toe cleavage, platform heels
D. They used to belong to Joan Jett

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