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Wanna wear a fancy dress but not the blister-guaranteed matching stilettos? Reach for these instead.
Way #101 to wear cutoffs: with these and a giant tribal necklace.
Saves some serious moolah on spontaneous my-feet-are-dying-I'll-never-make-it-home post-party cabs.
Are you picturing these with a little white dress and a bright red lip, too?
Makes maxi dresses less bohemian, more glamorous-lady-with-her-own-beachside-terrace.
Pearls: great around your neck, even better on your feet!
Chloë Sevigny surely has several similar pairs.

Tell everyone they were handmade in Greece. (To avoid a "Gladé" situation, hide the shoebox first.)