Summer Sports Gear for the One Percent

When people think of fancy sports gear, they probably imagine Gwyneth Paltrow in Stella McCartney x Adidas, misting herself with Evian as she steps off the private grass tennis court at her East Hampton beach house. (Just me?) But compared to the things below, that's some plebeian stuff.

From Chanel tennis racquets to Marc Jacobs wetsuits and golf tees shaped like the Eiffel Tower, it's all ridiculously expensive and fancy—and not because they're designer collaborations with sports brands, but because they're straight-up designer. All the over-the-top-ness makes it super fun to window shop on a dull June day at the office, when you'd much rather daydream about playing a match with George Clooney while wearing that Valentino tennis dress than do anything productive. (Just me, still?)

Just missing a little white tweed jacket.

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