Woman Watches Monster Movie, Yearns for Practical Shoes
I went to see Cloverfield over the weekend, the jittery, intense (but blessedly short) horror film where an enormous terrifying monster invades and demolishes the bulk of Manhattan. I don't think I'm giving anything away here when I tell you there's a lot of running in this movie. A lot of running. The six main characters are in a frenetic, bloody race for their lives, and do you know what two of the women are wearing? HEELS. One has on wedge ankle boots so high they look like a torture device, and the other is wearing stiletto sandals. The whole movie, I kept thinking: "What are these crazy bitches doing? Take off your shoes!" Anyway. The entire experience made me realize I never want to be caught wearing something I can't sprint from a monster in ever again. There are nearly 12,000 pairs of flats on eBay right now—from high-end Lanvin to totally affordable Gap—buy a pair you like now, put them in your bag, live free.
thank you for confirming what i always think when seeing these crazy women in disastrous situations. Take your shoes off!
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