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Miley Cyrus in Wrecking Ball

Get ready to laugh at all those suckers dressed as Miley at the VMAs. Amateurs!

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Miley Cyrus in Wrecking Ball

You Will Need: White tank top (hacked off to crop top length if you're feeling gutsy!), teensy white athletic shorts, Doc Martens, red lipstick, black inflatable beach ball, roughly two feet of loose silver chain

Optional: Plaintive tears

How-To: Use duct tape to attach chain to beach ball. Swing (and sing) away!

Spring Breakers

"Spraaaaang breaaaaak..."

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Spring Breakers
You Will Need: A brightly-colored bikini or tiger-print monokini, black sweatpants, colorful high-tops, pink ski mask, mirrored sunglasses
Optional: A willing guy friend to dress as James Franco in full cornrow-headed Alien mode, an iPhone to blast Britney Spears' "Everytime" on loop
Sharknado

"I really hate sharks."

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Sharknado
You Will Need: Grey or white dress, cotton "spiderwebs" and/or white or grey loose tulle fabric, assortment of small plush and plastic sharks, shark hat
How-To: Wrap spiderwebs and/or tulle tightly around dress to create a tornado effect, adding sharks as you go. Use hot glue gun (or needle and thread) to secure everything in place. Please refrain from glue-gunning or sewing while the dress is actually on your body, because OUCH. Top off your outfit with the shark hat and voila!
Prancercise Lady

You'll be burning off that candy faster that you can eat it!

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Prancercise Lady

You Will Need: Pink cardigan, white leggings/jeggings, white sneakers, ankle weights, pearls, major moves

Optional: Short, "mommish" brown wig

Orange Is The New Black

Season Two can't come soon enough.

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Orange Is The New Black
You Will Need: Orange scrubs, name tag
Optional: Blonde blunt-cut wig, complete with cut-off chunk (from Taystee's hair extension, of course)
North West

The royal baby ain't got nothing on little Nori.

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North West
You Will Need: Compass t-shirt, image of baby North West, Kanye-esque shutter shades
How-To:
Print out image of North West, attach to the—you guessed it!—northwest sector on your compass tee using safety pins or tape. Add shutter shades.
Grumpy Cat

Frowning felines FTW.

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Grumpy Cat
You Will Need: Brown eyeshadow, black eyeliner pencil, baby powder, white dress, white tights
How-To:
After giving your face a whitish cast with baby powder, use brown eyeshadow to draw (and then fill in) circles around your eyes. Create whiskers and a kitty nose with the eyeliner pencil. Add ears, get dressed, get grumpy.
Breaking Bad's Blue Meth

C'mon, everyone's going to go as Walt or Jesse this year. Why not try something a little more original?

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Breaking Bad's Blue Meth

You Will Need: Blue leotard and/or long-sleeved dress, blue eyeshadow, as much blue crystal jewelry as your ears, wrists and neck can handle

Optional: Blue glittery pumps, blue tinsel wig—honestly, how big do you want to go here?