The Gift: All the trappings for a highfalutin eight person dinner party.
Why It's So Fancy: Well for starters, it comes with "stirrup" cups shaped like woodland creatures, made by Gucci in the '70s.
Buy It For: Someone who'll invite you to the requisite shindig afterwards.
The Gift: A bejeweled letter opener.
Why It's So Fancy: It's composed of gold, tourmaline, emerald AND diamonds. Bonus: it's topped with a cute little bird head!
Buy It For: Whoever still sends letters?
The Gift: '50s-era Hermès cocktail stirrers.
Why It's So Fancy: Because 99.99 percent of the population just uses plastic straws.
Buy It For: Friends who throw yacht parties.
The Gift: Bookends decorated with falcons.
Why It's So Fancy: Along with having a princely stamp of approval, each bird is mounted in 18K gold and has real ruby eyes.
Buy It For: The falconer in your life. (You could also get him or her this.)
The Gift: A dollhouse that's cooler than your actual house.
Why It's So Fancy: It's floored with actual mahogany and limewood and furnished with working chandeliers.
Buy It For: Veruca Salt
The Gift: A Cartier bracelet in the brand's signature tiger motif.
Why It's So Fancy: Besides being one-of-a-kind, it cost more than most houses, so there's that.
Buy It For: Um, yourself? If you can, why not?
The Gift: Aww, a family of toy flamingos!
Why It's So Fancy: You could get roughly 14 Barbies for the same price instead.
Buy It For: Paris Hiltons in training.
The Gift: A Cruella de Vil-worthy Dalmatian print cape made of mink.
Why It's So Fancy: Because you can't exactly wear it with jeans.
Buy It For: Opera- and gala-goers.
The Gift: A replica of Sean Connery's lighter in the first James Bond movie, Dr. No.
Why It's So Fancy: It's a lighter. For almost $800.
Buy It For: The kind of dude that also owns a smoking slippers and a silk rope. (So Hugh Hefner?)