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From the girl in next season's Prada to the one who's catastrophically underdressed for the polar vortex, click through to peep the five outfits you're guaranteed to see at New York Fashion Week.
The One In Next Season's Prada
"When you calculate the cost per wear of this bra dress, it really pays for itself."
The One Wearing a Chinchilla Farm's Worth of Fur
"I live for fur. I worship fur. After all, is there a woman in all this wretched world who doesn't?"
The One Who's Stepped Out of a Free People Catalog
"February Fashion Week: it's like a cold-weather Coachella!"
The One Who's Wearing Way Too Little Actual Clothing
"I can't feel my feet, but at least they're not hurting!"
The One Who Raided Cara Delevingne's Closet
"Beanie? Check. Track pants? Check. High-tops? Check. Four million Instagram followers? Eh, I'm working on it."