The Essential Pieces: Modest, practical, no-nonsense fare that reminds you of your elementary school bus monitor, lunch lady and dozens of other older women from your youth.
Level Of Difficulty: Advanced
Why It's Not Really Normal: Because the awkward fits feel a little too contrived, like a parody of what people think moms wear. It's all bad on purpose: the jeans have a deliberately cropped leg and high waistband, the sweater motifs are extra generic and the trousers stop short to show off tube socks.
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